Masturmate

The stalemate caused by two or more people attempting to masturbate in a public bathroom. Both of the individuals are self respecting, so they will not masturbate while the other remains in the bathroom. This situation results in both parties never leaving the bathroom, and it can result in either party getting hemorrhoids from sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time.

I had to take a crap this morning, but there was a major masturmate, so there weren't any stalls open.