Simona

Simona is a women that loves Beauty
She hates sniffing and loud noises and sometimes quite noises

And anything that’s alive.
Unless it’s got fur and that’s more important that anything.
She likes to drive... her buggy

But isn’t very good at going up and down curves or other obstacles.
Her reversing skills always leave a lot to

Be desired.
We wanted to put learner plates on the buggy but unfortunately it’s plastic and we only had the magnetic ones in the shop.
On a good day you can see her grinning, looking like a bunny rabbit, on a bad day, you will get absolutely obliterated for having a cold.
Sometimes she farts in her sleep and then denies it, legend has it she can smell what you’re doing from over seas.

Simona: stop sniffing

Boy 1: oh my god you’re definitely a Simona

Err

Err means when someone doesn’t undertaand a word or something happening and they are confused

err what’s going on here?

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