When you attempt to let out a soft fart, but liquid shit is expelled out of your butt instead. This happens to the best of us, at the worst times
"Dude, I had a massive shart at work today, and I got away with it!"
Along with being something that you cum into, it can also be another word for slut. A girl who cheats a lot is an absolute cum rag.
It's also a pretty good general insult. Call your friend a cum rag today!
Ugh, josh is such a cum rag.
She's so hot... What a cum rag.
I frantically used a dish towel as a cum rag as my mom started opening the door.
The slang terms for dog. A doggo is always a good boy/girl, and is the cutest thing you will ever see.
I just got a new doggo and he is the best!
His name is Jarvis, and he is a golden!
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Something nobody cares about. You’ll scroll by a huge strand of these when getting social media on your phone.
Person: my YouTube account got banned for no reason! Some idiot probably reported it.
Other person: it was probably of the terms+conditions, but I don’t blame you. Or Susan is wrecking the platform again.
Someone who has been alive for 12 years. A lot of people associate 12 year old with that one kid who picks his nose and while playing fortnite. That’s not all of them. Many 12 year olds are actually pretty chill, and even if some are hyper, you don’t gotta hang out with them, just don’t insult them. This is coming from a person who is 12 and has ADHD. I don’t mess up the class, I try to keep it in as best as I can. In my grade, where everyone is 12 or 13, people usually keep to themselves and don’t disrupt everything.
Guy: yo that 12 year old kid is so dumb he probably begs his mom for v-bucks everyday
Guy 2: that’s not all 12 year olds. Some are cool. You just focus on the ones you see while you go to play fortnite while kissing your dream body pillow.
Guy 1: uhhh
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Really bouncy and very active. (Take this with a grain of salt as I have ADHD)
They sometimes feel the need to be moving. Ex: middle of math class, and they feel like jumping out of the window.
I am a very hyper person, and I do do my best to control it. Since I am an early teen, I often burn all that energy off with friends. People that are hyper would often do things such as roll down a hill, climb trees, go into a sewer, if they are still a kid. I used this activity to take up “parkour”, doing hurtles and jumps and climbing stuff.
Person: why is that kid about to skate down the hill with nobody around?
Person 2: he’s probably one of those really hyper kids across the street.
One of the worst things on the internet. Sometimes, it’s done well, but 93% if the time it’s shipping characters that should not be, and completely ruining your impression Of whatever the fanfic is about.
Shrek rubbed princess peach’s arm tenderly giving her a living stare...
Ew, man, why is that fanfiction of your search history?