when you’re outside and it starts down pouring and you instantly get soaked
bro they’re drenched i bet they got a Ukrainian shower
When you or one of your friends do something shallow or leave mid party
“i totally pulled a cronin last night”
when you’re drunk at a party and start crying about your ex
“dude you definitely pulled a cronin last night you wouldn’t stop crying”
Water poured directly up your nose
Bro this guy gave me a Norwegian nosejob
A wrench cap shoved in a melted water bottle cap screwed on to a water bottle that’s pulled out of a big cup of water. Used to smoke marijuana
I’m gonna build a gravity bong
When you just ate and are kind of full but still a little room in your stomach for some pasta
I just had dinner but I have just enough room for a few bites of pasta. It can go in the Italian pocket