Qua-qua hüt

(Pronounced kwa kwa oot)
A classy way of saying kaka hut which mean butthole.

I pooped 5 times today and now my qua-qua hüt is extremely tender.

Kaka hut

A person's butthole

I took a huge poop and now my kaka hut is sore

Poop-scum

A person who is acting like an idiot or being a total freaking jerk.

My friend in elemtary school always told me I was being a poop-scum when I teased her at recess.

When I was driving today some poop-scum cut me off and then gave me the finger.

Knuckle chunk

When you are wiping and accidentally get poo on your hand but for some reason it miraculously ends up on your knuckle

I need to wash my hands really good because I just had a wicked knuckle chunk.