Bacardick

A rum induced erectile deficiency similar to Whiskey Dick. Onset usually occurs after 1 to 2 pints of Bacardi.

Tommy, I couldn't bang your sister last night. I drank too much rum and got a bad case of Bacardick!

Stinger

The act of smacking one's erect penis against their partner's mouth, face, or butt-cheek, in order to desensitize the glands, thus delaying ejaculation and prolonging sex.

Dude, I almost blew a premature load inside Amy last night. I pulled it out and gave her a couple of stingers. Added 15 minutes to my time.

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