relictronic

Outdated electric technology. Relic meets Electronic.

Relictronic: 8-track stereos, telephones attached to a wall, old computers (Atari, Commodore 64, etc.), bicycle headlamps with the generators that run along the side of your tire.

Fauxmage

Fake Cheese. Faux meets Fromage. Even though they are two French words, I think most Anglos know their meaning.
Or maybe Fauxmaggio if you prefer French meets Italian (faux meets fromaggio)?

Fauxmage: Vegan Cheese, Processed cheese.

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stupidiot

contraction: stupid + idiot

Honey, that`s not where the salad dressing goes in the refrigerator!
You`re such a stupidiot.

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