relictronic

Outdated electric technology. Relic meets Electronic.

Relictronic: 8-track stereos, telephones attached to a wall, old computers (Atari, Commodore 64, etc.), bicycle headlamps with the generators that run along the side of your tire.

stupidiot

contraction: stupid + idiot

Honey, that`s not where the salad dressing goes in the refrigerator!
You`re such a stupidiot.

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Fauxmage

Fake Cheese. Faux meets Fromage. Even though they are two French words, I think most Anglos know their meaning.
Or maybe Fauxmaggio if you prefer French meets Italian (faux meets fromaggio)?

Fauxmage: Vegan Cheese, Processed cheese.

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