Banged Up

Australian slang for a female who has been impregnated.

"Didn't you hear mate? Stevo Banged Up Allison. I tell ya, when Johnno finds out shit's going to hit the fan!"

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Gidday

Famous Australian greeting. Short for "Good Day"

Gidday Mate! Tell ya what, I'm dry as a nun's nasty. I need a beer.

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Bung

Australian slang meaning to put or throw something ontop of another object.

"How bout ya bung a paperbag on that Sheilawoman, she's as ugly as a box of blowflies!"

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Cut Lunch

A technique used by Australian football players to cram their packages into the extremely small footy shorts provided to them.
This technique is carried out by the mans shaft being placed upwards running along the zipper of his pants and one ball either side. Hence Cut Lunch.

Bazza: *Adjusts himself to the Cut Lunch position* "Ahh fuck that feels better."

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Franger

Another name for a Condom.

"He removed his franger and immediately Donkey Punched the bitch"
Also see:
Donkey Punch

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Coit

An Australian slang for Vagina.

"Nice shot Dad! Jammed Mum right in the Coit!"
"Fuck me dead, me Coit's itchy!"

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Beanie Boy

A common name for a person who still has their foreskin.

"Tyler is a Beanie Boy"
"You rancid smegma producing Beanie Boy"

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