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A person who states painfully obvious facts or statements very loudly or repetitively.
Dude: Man, I think that guy just blew you off Jessica.
Jessica: Thanks, Captain Obvious
A girl who draws attention with important statements with no intentions to follow through.
Girl: Man, Where my dream boyfriend at?
Guy: Hey
Girl: Smh not really interested
Guy: (under breath) Fucking Cloutita