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vibrator

what i thought was an electric toothbrush when i was 10 and asking my mom what that vibrating noise was (you lying piece of shit, i knew no one brushes their teeth at fucking 4 am

ok the real meaning is a thing a woman sticks in her pussy and causes unfathomable amounts of pleasure

Anna just found her moms vibrator

by Xeries July 26, 2024


cup

short answer: ITS A FUCKING CUP

long answer: a cup is a small open container, usually made of ceramic or glass that is used to consume liquids such as water, juice and others.

why the fuck did you look up "cup" anyways you stupid shit

by Xeries August 10, 2024


father figure

1. something bella the wolf lacks
2. a dad

even if bella the wolf had a father figure he would go to get the milk in yoctoseconds

by Xeries August 12, 2024


awkward

me

i am awkward

by Xeries July 31, 2024


glasses

things that let you see things without the blurry that stereotypically makes you look either a nerd or smarter because thats what society thinks (but mostly the nerd one)

bully: ha! you look so nerdy with those glasses
james: fuck off

by Xeries July 14, 2024


cry

something that apparently men cant do nowadays

cry like shit

by Xeries July 27, 2024


Terence

usually asian. a quiet but smart male with glasses and for some reason, and its only a gift by nature, an incredibly large cock. seriously, if for every inch of a cock he would get 1 dollar, he would be rich. he is very handsome, a god in bed, very smart, doesnt talk a lot, and though sometimes lying to get him out of trouble, he is honest

terence was at school today, the hoes were all after his phallus

by Xeries July 24, 2024