Pink dildo

Pink panthers shlong

Bro 1:Wanna try the new pink dildo?
Bro 2:Hell Yeah!

The birds and the corn flake

When you shove a corn flake so far up your rectal cavity that it shreds the inside and leads to internal bleeding

Bro 1: Hey bro have you heard of the birds and the corn flake?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?

Chinese tennis

Tennis but you can’t see the ball

Jun: where da ball!?
Mei: I don’t know man where da ball? this is some Chinese tennis shit!

Dong

Shlong/penis/cock

Bro 1: hey nice dong you got there!
Bro 2:thanks bro just got it