Trumpet

One who espouses, and ultimately amplifies, the political agenda of Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States.

1. Dang. I wish all these Trumpets would settle down. All the Trumpets sounding at once are certainly quite chaotic and loud, and are a distraction to my daily life.

2. All these Trumpets sounding at once energize me and are music to my freedom-loving ears!

3. Trumpets are easily avoidable. Bring ear buds everywhere in case escape is not possible in a Trumpet-saturated environment. Look out for, and avoid, large pickups with oddly gigantic political flags. This is a silent Trumpet. Many Trumpets will self-identify without incident. (I.E. hats, tshirts, bumper stickers).