Land mine

A piece of dogshit (or any other type of animal feces) that was inconveniently dropped on a sidewalk or a place where people walk.

*Joe steps in dog shit*
Joe - God damn it, Logan why didn’t you warn me about this land mine! Now my pandas are cacao dunks!

Bounce that ass

Something that smells like ass. Specifically ass thats been ran thru in the past 30 mins.

I dont know who it is, but one of yall smells like a can of bounce that ass