whomper

A very very overweight person. This guy makes a sumo wrestler look like a supermodel.

Eric: Wow look at that whomper .
Shawn: Geez, he has his own gravitational pull.

chaki

Noun- Used to describe a mixed race person of, east asian (chink) and south asian (paki) descent.

That chinese and pakistani kid is a chaki.

"Abdab aint even a proper Asian, he's a fuckin' Chaki!"