blowout

A massive attack of the shits in which ones asshole refuses to close.

After eating 8 tacos he had a blowout

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nah-uh

a phrase one would use upon hearing something either stupid as shit, or just a general comeback such as "yer mom." Nah uh-ing is common in many farming regions, where vocabulary is below normal.

shauna-can i borrow your car?
andrew-NAH-UH

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punch rape

Step one: Punch someone in the face so hard their nose breaks.
Step two: Rip their nose off (You can do this with your hands)
Step three: Insert penis into the nostril cavity.

Outcome: The person will die because you will have ripped their nose up and filled their brain with semen.

My mom pissed me off, so I punchraped her.

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xtina

She is the coolest girl in the world. Shes so awsome. She smells like a pretty flower. She is just all around an awsome person

Xtina is the coolest person.

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nummerful

used to describe something that tastes good. like nummers or yummy.

mmmm this is nummerful!

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intercourse

a city in pennsylvania

I got a magnet that says "i love intercourse,PA!" (i really did)

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Nellyville

The tightest city in the wholewide world and if you people have a problem with that then F*** YOU.

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