Powerstack

To engorge one's self in a copious amount of highly processed frozen and/or fast foods, quickly followed by a massive intake of alcohol and a puff of crack to top it off.

I'm gonna lose some weight and get my life back together, but before that I'm gonna do me a powerstack!

Assy Ass

The burning, sweating, irritating feeling that lingers in one's butt hole following a foul ass poop. Most of the time a profuse amount of wipes is needed, but even then one's assy ass isn't fully gone unless a shower is taken immediately after.

I was walking to the store but each step I took my assy ass got worse, I had to locate the nearest establishment's bathroom and take a quick faucet bath.