When I need to pick up a chick I just go fishing, I broadcast. It's that easy.
I went broadcasting yesterday. What a catch, she be like a ten.
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A mentally transmitted disease that causes worrying and!!! warts
Worry wart
I got some worry warts on my anys today and now I canรขยยt go poopy
When you want something so badly but you think you will look silly or stupid or whatever so you back down off that horse (smack)
Ex. I really wanted to tell Dave my feelings of lust but I had this strange fear of looking awkward
Straddlesphere
Thereforeรขยยฆ I am now in the middle of being straddlesphered
I told Diana how badly my straddlesphere was going off from wanting Dave but I couldnรขยยt bring myself to pursue him
What do bears and chicks have in common, well, they both like to "cave-in".
I barely peer pressured this chick and she just caved in.
That's a bear chick.
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To bouquet someone is to boo them (thumbs down) when you really think they are cool (alright).
I love bouqueting people even tho they be cool as shit. It be fun.
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When you compliment someone when you really give them the chop.
I've been chomplimentary to this guy when really I'm gagging on the inside. Chomplimentary
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