Bouquet

To bouquet someone is to boo them (thumbs down) when you really think they are cool (alright).

I love bouqueting people even tho they be cool as shit. It be fun.

Straddlesphere

When you want something so badly but you think you will look silly or stupid or whatever so you back down off that horse (smack)

Ex. I really wanted to tell Dave my feelings of lust but I had this strange fear of looking awkward

Straddlesphere

Therefore… I am now in the middle of being straddlesphered

I told Diana how badly my straddlesphere was going off from wanting Dave but I couldn’t bring myself to pursue him

Worry warts

A mentally transmitted disease that causes worrying and!!! warts

Worry wart

I got some worry warts on my anys today and now I can’t go poopy

Broadcast

When I need to pick up a chick I just go fishing, I broadcast. It's that easy.

I went broadcasting yesterday. What a catch, she be like a ten.

Bear chick

What do bears and chicks have in common, well, they both like to "cave-in".

I barely peer pressured this chick and she just caved in.

That's a bear chick.

Sneezy

Is someone that is easy

Look at that guy, he's so sneezy

Chomplimentary

When you compliment someone when you really give them the chop.

I've been chomplimentary to this guy when really I'm gagging on the inside. Chomplimentary