A girl who is pissed at multiple horny men who won't stop masturbating to her name on Urban Dictionary.
Random Person: What should we look up next?
Emily: I don't know. Let's look up our names and see what it says.
(Five seconds later)
Emily: WHAT THE HELL?!
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Verb
The act of retrieving the skooma from your anal cavity after shoving it up there so customs wouldn't find it.
"Alright, I'm finally through customs. Now I just need to go skoomadiving so I can sell it to some Argonians."
When someone who has drenchers and takes them out to slob on a knob
My mom got drunk and I heard her gumming a sausage log last night