GTGN

abbreviation meaning Got To Go Nutt. Is used when you have to leave a person or group to masturbate.

Paul~Hey man how you doing
Me~nothing much
Paul~I have to tell you a story.
Me~Hold on, GTGN

Safety Blanket

The blanket you have over your legs that is used to cover yourself if someone walks in while you're beating your dick.

Jim: Dude my mom walked in on me wanking last night
Pete: Oh shit, bro did u get caught
Jim: Nah. luckily I had my safety blanket.

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