wdyll

what do you look like

Online Dater~wdyll this is me
Pedo~sends google picture of 12year old girl

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my finger slipped

oops my finger slipped~ a saying used to sarcastically say you did something by accident (but you actually did it on purpose)

Friend~*kills me in-game*
Friend~oops my finger slipped
Me~grrrrrrrr

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detty pig

The name given to those who don't wash their hands after using the restroom, if you don't wash your hands after using the toilet you're a detty pig

Friend~*doesn't wash hands after using toilet*
Me~ "wash your hands you detty pig!"
Friend~" I didn't do a poo I was crying"

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ik

I know

Friend~2+2=4
Me~ik

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bad bleep

Addison Rae! I need a bad bleep uh Addison Rae lil shawty the baddest yeah and she got her ways
So uh these lyrics are obviously um very heartfelt to me because I am Addison Rae

Friend~whos a bad bleep
Me~ADdisSOn raE

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dbi

don't beg it, another way of saying stop taking the mick/ stop messing around.

Friend~Ha Ha I beat u 5-0 on FIFA
You~Dbi *rolls eye*

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Stunner

A hot chick who can be of either gender who is generally beautiful in every way

Friend~*post pic on insta*
Me~what a stunner!

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