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When your sitting on your naked and you move your body very fast and it looks like your dick is running
Hey bill did you dick ran today
When you eat too much Taco Bell with too much hot sauce
When you promise your family members an expensive gift for the holidays but you never purchase the item and they never get what you promised to them.
Person1: hey I got you a new 4K HD television for Christmas
Person2: oh wow thank you every much
Person1: it will be here in 1 week, ok I have to go
Person2: what the fuck itΓ’ΒΒs been a few months and itΓ’ΒΒs still not here he is pulling a Kyle
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Living ikea is when all of your furniture is from ikea.
Have you seen James new apartment, I think he is living ikea.
The sexuality where you only have sexual intercourse with airplanes
Hi my tommy, and I feel that IΓ’ΒΒm going to become aero sexual
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