Finger Swing

When you swipe your finger so fast that you get it stuck on the 7th wrinkle of the right hemisphere of your bootyhole.

Randal: Hey Chad! Come help, I got my finger stuck!
Chad: How did you do that?
Randal:Well the finger swing got away from me.
Chad:Damnit Randal!

Ned Lamont

A social distancing addict. He will come measure the 6 feet with his massive shlong. Just a massive magnum dong.

Gary- *Gives the homie a ten hour anal session*
Homie- No homo.
Gary- Uh oh! It’s Ned Lamont we have to get six feet before he comes to touch us with the 6 foot monster dong!