Slave Rags

Special clothing that you have to wear to work
e.g. suit & tie, brand clothing in a retail store

Dave: Steve, why are you wearing a suit and tie on a Wendsday?

Steve: Just got a new job, and gots to wear my slave rags.

clopen

When working, the act of, closing the store you work at and then opening the same store the next day.

Jessy: John do you want to go to the club after work.

John: cant man i got to clopen

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Lazy Button

The act of using the handy capped button when entering a building to open the door instead of using ones own arms. Mostly used when feeling hungover or extremely lazy

Nick: Use the lazy button so we can enter the building.

Jake: Can do, why would we use the arms god gave us when we can just push a button.

Sneakernet

The act of carrying data from one computer to another computer via walking and not a p2p file share

Steve: Mike are you still running at 56k?
Mike: Yeah, it is just faster for me to use the Sneakernet to transfer data between my computers rather then over my dial up connection.

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WTF

Want to Fuck

interchangeable with DTF

Guy: Hey Girl WTF?
Girl: lets do this

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