Sneakernet

The act of carrying data from one computer to another computer via walking and not a p2p file share

Steve: Mike are you still running at 56k?
Mike: Yeah, it is just faster for me to use the Sneakernet to transfer data between my computers rather then over my dial up connection.

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clopen

When working, the act of, closing the store you work at and then opening the same store the next day.

Jessy: John do you want to go to the club after work.

John: cant man i got to clopen

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Slave Rags

Special clothing that you have to wear to work
e.g. suit & tie, brand clothing in a retail store

Dave: Steve, why are you wearing a suit and tie on a Wendsday?

Steve: Just got a new job, and gots to wear my slave rags.

WTF

Want to Fuck

interchangeable with DTF

Guy: Hey Girl WTF?
Girl: lets do this

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Lazy Button

The act of using the handy capped button when entering a building to open the door instead of using ones own arms. Mostly used when feeling hungover or extremely lazy

Nick: Use the lazy button so we can enter the building.

Jake: Can do, why would we use the arms god gave us when we can just push a button.