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a useless organ that make men's life worse by giving them an erection at the worst times and hurting to the slightest touch
bro my testicles hurt so much. or: bro why do i always get hard its all because of theses damn testicles.
shes, zoey, shes a hoey, and shes ready to get blowey
dude, that's zoey the hoey
bruh imma ask her for a blowey
when your sexually attracted to cookies, or biscuits
I had cookies yesterday, and i nutted. I think i might be Biscuitsexual
An atm is like sex, you put something in, shake around a little bit touch each other a bit, and then you may get something out if that stupid piece of shit is working!
Person 1: Dude, did you know that using an ATM is like sex?
Person 2: oh no, you haven't been on urban dictionary again have you paul?
Person 1: yeah but did you know that an ATM is like having sex?