Brandon

Brandon is a sus squad member, who loves Fortnite. Brandon's are typically blond and rich, usually own around 7 cats. Brandon is the type of guy who like to touch himself anywhere he goes (like a parking lot). If you date a Brandon and your lucky, his uncle will own 8 McDonalds. If said Brandon is forsure blond, then they will only be referred to as blond choche. One more thing, Brandon's love sus/weird songs. Like songs about 3sums, or 7 positions. The Brandon can also be referred to as a bee. 🐝

"Ooh, is that Brandon with that big cat?"
"You know that him fo"
"I want it"

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Aedan

Aedan is a creepy sometimes perverted guy. You better watch him (incase he goes insane). Aedan's the type of guy to stay up to 5am reading philosophy. Aedan loves Nintendo, and getting all kinds of food. You better watch out when he's around. Aedan might beat you with a binder, but it's all love. He loves horror, but is lowkey scared. Aedan's also very antisocial, but you know they packing. Sus with the boys, freaky with the kids. Plus Aedan's are obsessed with Shane Dawson.

"Omg it's so big!"
"That's just Aedan"
"Oh I knew it"
"Aedan, why are the kids in your basement?"

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