Aliyah

She's a boss ass bitch. So fierce she doesn't give a shit about what the fuck you have to say cuz she's to fab to care.

Person A:Did you see Aliyah at the Super Bowl Halftime Show?
Person B:That was Beyoncé
Person A:Can't really tell the difference

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brianstorm

When a dyslexic or a group of dyslexics attempts to create solutions to a problem by spontaneously suggesting ideas.

"Why is Professor Turner writing down his favourite Arctic Monkey songs on the board?"
"No, he's trying to write brainstorm, let's see if he notices."
"Brianstorm is a great song, though."
"Aye, it is mate."
"Are we pirates now?"
"Aye."
"This all seems unnecessary."
"Arrr, I'm just brianstorming."
"It's just a bit confusing in the context of a urban dictionary definition. Also, someone needs to fix that fourth wall."
"Let's add that to the list."
"This is stupid now."

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