Mirelurk

n. a particular brand of douchebag who frequents honky tonks looking for women and/or a fight. They are always jacked up on steroids and found in small southern towns. Can be found wearing Hollister or Affliction and the slightest comment may result in a beatdown.

Person 1: Wanna go to the "Hookin Bull"?
Person 2: No way! That place is CRAWLING with mirelurks!

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