Negro Shit

Negro Shit (n.) refers to an action, idea, or event which is either of general disapproval, or was orchestrated by black people and is complete shit.

1. "Did you see the call that black referee made? It was complete negro sheee-it!"

2. "What the hell is this negro shit?"

3. A:"Hey, you do guys want to go have raging gay butt sex?"
B: "Hell no! Enough of your negro shit!"

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Tetrette's

A condition similar to Coprolalia (the condition which causes one to shout obscenities involuntarily, often confused with Tourette's syndrome) brought on temporarily by making mistakes while playing Tetris.

Anna: Piss! Shit! Ass!

Dave: What's wrong with Anna? Does she have coprolalia?

Grace: No, she's just playing tetris.

Dave: Ah, another tragic case of Tetrette's.

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Goyfriend

(noun) The boyfriend of a gay person.

Paul is gay and I can't change that, but I really wish he wouldn't bring his stupid goyfriend around here so often. That gay- (sorry) guy is just plain annoying.

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ALA

ALA is an acronym for "Actually Laughing Audibly." Many believe it carries the same meaning as "lol." Had ALA been used pre-2003, this would have been true. However, due to the commonplace over-usage of "lol" (use when there is no laughter out-loud), the need for an acronym referring to audible laughter has arisen. Hence, ALA. Use of ALA when one is not, in fact, actually laughing audibly, will result in a german shepherd attack.

(In a FB chat conversation)

A: Well man, just keep jammin' her until it falls off.
B (who is laughing his freakin' balls off): ALA!!!

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Switzerland

A small land locked country in Central Europe surrounded by epic mountains and a bunch of countries who have done some crazy shit in the past, all of which Switzerland has refused to take part in. Switzerland has relatively high taxes, but because of this the government can afford to let everyone be parents for a couple of years whenever they have a baby, then when that baby is in high school the government pays for him to learn his way around an M-16. This is why nobody has ever had a beef with the Swiss, or if they did they sure kept quiet about it.

"Switzerland has always had a military draft-they have to, because they're surrounded by bastards." -Dr. John C. Freemuth

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Smart Car

Smart Car (n.) The dumbest idea any auto maker has ever had, even worse than the Reliant Robin. It is one of the most ugly, least safe, and generally most annoying cars in the world. The people who drive them are among the most annoying human beings as well.

Jim: Hey is that a Smart Car?

Me: Yes! Quick, flip him off!

Jim: Oh, okay. Why?

Me: I have a policy...

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Nastia Liukin

1. 2008 Olympic Women's All-Around Gymnastics Champion.
2. The most beautiful human female who ever has or ever will exist.

-Nastia Liukin won Women's All-Around!
-Is that the Nastia Liukin who is the most beautiful human female ever?
-Yeah, same one.

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