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The vary large emotional vacuum created by the loss of a beloved family companion.
Awww, man. This fuckin' suxx! Lost my dog to a heart tumor and my cat to leukemia...gotta fill my pet void with something to love before I go crazy...so sad.
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The embodiment of faith.
Oh, you have faith do you?
The next time you feel compelled to use the word 'faith', why don't you try replacing it with: 'pretending to know something that I really don't know''.
If you really want to keep it simple you could just say: 'I have unreliable, untestable truth'.
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The massive increase in world-wide birth rate approximately 9 months after Coronavirus quarantine conditions were imposed.
Well, we can't go out for dinner, can't go to the movies, can't go for a drink...can't even go shopping.
Wanna get it on?
Welcome to Generation C
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A reflexive, boarderline meaningless, phrase used almost exclusively in the context of personal relief, windfall, satisfaction or overall unexpected, positive outcome--despite the existence of obvious, more likely and far less supernatural explanations.
>Oh, I just thank god that I survived my cancer...
<Ummm, didn't you have like--state-of-the-art medical treatment including surgery, radiation and chemotherapy? Aren't you thankful for THAT and the fuck-load of human support that came with it? Why don't you thank god for blessing you with cancer while you're at it?
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The conventional, classic presentation of standardized single letter arrangement common to written language.
I hate that a,b,c song. It FORCES the letters into alphabet conformity when no specific arrangement is necessary.
How are kids supposed to learn it if the letters are randomly arranged?
By frequency of use, I guess.
Then it would just change to the e,t,a song, but still conformity.
The overall foundation on which the entire internet platform, and everything that's attached to it, exists; and a generally sad testament to humanity as a species.
So, I was just searching 'cute kitten' on tik tok and a woman performing a sex act with a snake showed up.
Yeah, me too. It's strange, really. Just don't search 'pussy Willow'.
Word. I guess all things lead to porn.
The creeping, legal erosion of constitutional rights by the acts of religious-minded government officials and Supreme Court justices that is transforming the United States into a country controlled by a minority view rather than the will of the people.
Oh, shit. Look behind us!
Who is it?
Itâs the goddam abortion police; theyâre checking for people trying to cross state lines to obtain reproductive health care.
Seriously!?
Yup! Theyâve also got pregnancy check-points set up between states.
Thatâs christofascist bullshit!
Yeah, it is. Get out of the car, NOW! I ainât going to jail for attempted murder.
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