Pandemic Prophet

In direct contrast to Pandemic Denialism; an attempt to TRANSFORM the reality of a well documented and chronicled failure to lead into the fantasy of precognitive crisis awareness and ahead-of-the-curve responsiveness.

Hold on a minute, let me get this straight. So the coronacrisis isn't a hoax, it's not a media over reaction, it's not just another partisan attack, it's not just the flu'... now you're the Pandemic Prophet crushing the invisible enemy with spectacular efficiency and effectiveness.

Yeah, and if it's repeated enough times it will BE reality...

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pelvic fireworks

An uncommon, but highly appreciated, pleasure-extreme; the product of skillful, attentive and intuitive physical intimacy tradecraft.

Yah, baby! That's how it's supposed to feel...gotchu some pelvic fireworks right there; won't walk right for days!

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pelvic fireworks

An uncommon, but highly appreciated, pleasure-extreme; the product of skillful, attentive and intuitive physical intimacy tradecraft.

Yah, baby! That's how it's supposed to feel...gotchu some pelvic fireworks right there; won't walk right for days!

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Iver-fuck-you

The Ivermectin equivalent prescribed by ANY physician with a horribly misguided conviction that an animal de-worming agent would have a chance in fucking hell against COVID 19.

My Doctor says that HE has the CURE for COVID; and that HE knows more than even TRUMP when it comes to treating the disease.
Well, I’d say that you should take the Iver-fuck-you that your illustrious doctor prescribed; pick out a casket and funeral plot while you’re at it, you stupid fucker!

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PLOD TURD MAN

Anagram for Donald Trump. Just sayin'...

Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
Barbie doll = I'll bare bod
David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV
Mel Gibson = Bong Smile
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Donald Trump=PLOD TURD MAN

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equal misery

The supreme balance achieved only when professional, social and family interactions reach equally profound levels of distaste and offense.

Yo! It's celebration time y'all! Timmy has finally reached equal misery! Now he's genuinely depressed at work, at home and at the bar... YAY!!

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sour towel

A mildew-laden bath, beach or sport towel that conceals it's foul contamination until remoistened by use.

Ok, now that's NASTY. JUST took a shower and accidentally found a sour towel to dry off with...now I smell like fuckin' BABY PUKE. It won't come off!!

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