sitting on a stick

The uncomfortable circumstance associated with an unavoidable delay in bowel evacuation.

By the time I reached my stop, I had to shit so bad that I almost didn't make it off the bus. It felt like I was sitting on a stick.

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Corona Bully

The psychologically destructive act of spreading mis or dis-information regarding an individuals COVID test results.

Hey, did you hear Sarah tested COVID Positive...the dirty bitch.
Don't be a Corona Bully...you know damn well that she's negative; YOU just wanna hook up with her boyfriend...who's the Corona Bully now, bitch?

Hydroxychloroquain't

In deference to the anecdotally proclaimed "highly effective, miracle" medical treatment that turned out to be more likely to cause death by cardiac arrhythmia than to cure COVID-19.

Maybe a fat, failed business fuck isn't the best person to be providing medical recommendations during a pandemic.
Need proof? How about that Hydroxychloroquain't?!

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Real versus Reality

What you think, believe or desperately wish to be, compared to what actually is.

Wearing a face mask doesn't work, the virus is a hoax, hydroxychloroquine and demon sperm cures COVID 19.
Well, there you go. While these statements might feel good and support a given pre-established position, they do not reflect reality when thoroughly investigated without bias... Real versus Reality.

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Eastrocity

That special time of the year when the devout celebrate a mythical atrocity of three-day-old corpse reanimation.

WTF! Which version of the Eastrocity should I believe? Each gospel is different?

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Bleach Bum

It's been fairly well established that high-intensity ultraviolet light, isopropyl alcohol and sodium hypochlorite aka Clorox Bleach are effective at controlling virus contaminated surfaces. It's also evident, for obvious health concerns, that it's probably ill advised for anyone to recommend ingestion of any one of these agents as an anti-viral treatment strategy.

Hey, so how about we do some shots of Clorox?
No way man, the president says that we have to INJECT IT to be effective.
Really? Maybe that's why he's so orange...ignorant Bleach Bum that he is...

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Fat Shame

The intentionally demeaning, demonstrably overt and unwelcomed commentary regarding an individuals compromised fork-in-mouth driven condition.

You know, ya probably shouldn't be eatin' a whole fuckin box of donuts...
Why don't you take yer Fat Shame bullshit and stick it up yet ass!

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