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Trump

In the entire history of the United States of America there has never been a more corrupt, irresponsible, self-serving, universally disrespectful and superlative victim/grift-meister than DJ Trump; how anyone with even rudimentary critical thinking skills or an agenda marginally outside of internally conflicting confirmation-bias embarrassment could envision this sociopathic narcissist as some form of political deity is beyond comprehension. Sometimes a piece of shit is just a piece of shit no matter how hard you wish it wasn’t; it just is, and believing or wishing something different just make you look like a dumbass.

by YAWA July 19, 2023

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alopecia totalis fulminans

NO hair. Anywhere. Ever.

Yo, dat bitch be sexy AND slippery 'cause she be baaaalllddd ereywharrr.
Yup. Das da alopecia totalis fulminans! Enjoy!

by YAWA June 9, 2023


alopecia totalis fulminans

NO hair. anywhere. Ever.

Yo, dat bitch be sexy AND slippery 'cause she be baaaalllddd ereywharrr.
Yup. Das da alopecia totalis fulminans! Enjoy!

by YAWA June 9, 2023


alopecia totalis fulminans

NO hair. Anywhere. Ever

Yo, dat bitch be sexy AND slippery 'cause she be baaaalllddd ereywharrr.
Yup. Das da alopecia totalis fulminans! Enjoy!

by YAWA June 9, 2023


any kina' way

Referring to a verbal exchange during which one party uses thoroughly condescending language to the point of being confrontational; often inspiring in a physical defensive response on behalf of the offended individual.

Oh, hell no! I slapped that bitch D.O. W. N.

Now she know she can't be talkin' to me just any kina' way.
That's right!

by YAWA February 22, 2016

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condillusion

The nefarious, guerrilla manufacturing tactic of producing plastic bottles that color-match the condiment contained therein; thus creating an unhappy illusion of a full bottle when, in reality, the opposite condition exists.

The next MOF that passes me a condillusion ketchup bottle gets it shoved up their ass...I'm tired of false marketing bullshit; whatever happened to clear-fuckin' plastic that doesn't lie to ya?

by YAWA December 26, 2017

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dick in the back

An unexpected morning bed partner condition with potentially serious expectation implications.

So, WTF is that?!
Ummm. dick in the back???
Hold on a sec, lemme think.

by YAWA September 19, 2021