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The potential for even the most seemingly benign, well-meaning activity, event or plan to become unrecognizably deranged due to the predictably spirit-crushing, self-serving, greedy or otherwise destructive effect of human influence.
So much for 'sunday school'...another priest got caught with his pants down and turned the whole thing into a three ring shit-show
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The systematic identification, indictment and prosecution of any person suspected of harboring opposing counter- party, anti-authoritarian political ideology.
ItΓ’ΒΒs hard to lose at the polls when the threat of a presidential grudge fuck undermines voter election confidence, short-circuits election integrity, supplants established democracy and aligns comfortably with the deranged agenda of other non-democratic sociopathic leaders.
The worshipped upperclassmen in any given college fraternity; the same ones that dole out goat-fucking, binge-drinking and trans-gender experimentation as completion-criteria for highly - prized admission into their prestigious ranks...
... and then the frat fuckers pointed me toward the keg. I don't remember anything after that, except for the strange taste I'm my mouth...
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The euthanasia-induced, temporary repository for a beloved, yet incontinent, demented and disease-riddled family pet that has succumbed to the unfortunate ravages of time...
Ok kids, 'Boots' is ...in the 'fridge; we gotta get her out and into the ground before the Vet charges us for another month of 'storage'...go get yer shovels...
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Any of a seemingly infinite number of specialty devices designed with the specific intent to provide unexpected sexual pleasure.
Out of the blue she pulled out a fugulator! It was the best night of my life....
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Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.
Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.
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Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.
Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.
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