Causally Disconnected

Due to the property of exponential universal expansion, all non-local baryonic matter will eventually be displaced beyond the cosmic horizon and forever out of our reach.

Shit, ANOTHER Galaxy just disappeared over the cosmic horizon... forever Causally Disconnected from us. Even travelling at the speed of light, we could never catch it...never.

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forced family fun

The desperate pressure of both hope and expectation inherent in the well-meaning, but ultimately defeated, coordination of family events, vacations and other group interactions; in the end, destined to be undone by the predictable actions of the family members themselves.

We're going to Disney World again, land of sweet, sweet family bonding and fountain of pleasant memories; this time it's gonna be great! Not forced family fun like last time, when grandpa got arrested for groping Cinderella, brother got busted for getting high with a couple of under-age dwarfs, sister lost her virginity on magic mountain and momma got drunk and puked on Tinkerbell during the live parade...

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Statuary Abolitionism

A movement inspired by an interest in both creating awareness of and demanding legislative action toward the problem of systemic racism and physical references immortalizing slavery.

You gonna protest tonite?
Yeah, I think so. Except with all of those Federal Officers shooting tear gas and rubber bulletts, it seems like we should be protesting our First Amendment Rights being violated rather than Statuary Abolitionism.
Well, let's do both...

colostolingus

The act of providing/deriving pleasure from oral tongue to surgical ostomy contact.

Oh yeah, baby! You know I be all closed up down there; how about some colostolingus to get things started, you never know where we might end up.

Amazentment

The evolving consumer resentment toward massive, faceless, human-rights-indifferent corporations that seemingly infiltrate and attempt to influence every facet of our collective existence.

I'm developing some serious Amazentment when I can't even THINK about something and NOT have that shit ad-pushed to me in my very next web search. How can they possibly know these things?

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Fallon-foul faux pas

The desperate, near-futile attempt to regain control of Social-Media shared, contraband images taken in direct violation of Late-Night talk show guest-appearance contractual agreement.

Distraught, soon-to-be-famous musical artist: Ummm, is there any chance that you could 'UN-share' those pictures of me and Jimmy before I get fired for committing a Fallon-foul faux pas?
Avid fan: OK, sure...but, better curb yer mole before something REALLY scandalous happens.

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dumbass region

A region in southeast Ukraine that is currently the 'new' winning objective of the failing, criminal Russian-instigated war.

Not sure why ANY ostensible global superpower would concede to claiming occupation of the Ukraine dumbass region as a benchmark for military superiority.
We'll, perhaps Putin is the REAL dumbass. Mislead by systematic corruption and years of oligarch primacy sucking the life out of what could have been an amazing testament to communist superiority...HAHA!!! Not! STUPID FUCKER!

YOU ARE A MASSIVE LOSER AND WILL LIKELY DIE AT THE HANDS OF YOUR OWN.

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