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The obviously un-winnable highway-battle between two equally matched, parallel running semi-tractors; a common inspiration for road-rage, abusive language and desperate, often life-threatening, attempts to circumvent the ridiculous blockade.
Ho-Lee-Shit, this has gone on for 20 fuckin miles!!! Get me the shotgun from the trunk; I'm gonna blow shit-bag trucker 1's tires out so maybe shit-bag trucker 2 can finally get past him...someones gotta end this trucker war...
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The obviously un-winnable highway-battle between two equally matched, parallel running semi-tractors; a common inspiration for road-rage, abusive language and desperate, often life-threatening, attempts to circumvent the ridiculous blockade.
Ho-Lee-Shit, this has gone on for 20 fuckin miles!!! Get me the shotgun from the trunk; I'm gonna blow shit-bag trucker 1's tires out so maybe shit-bag trucker 2 can finally get past him...someones gotta end this trucker war...
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A frequent and unsustainable departure from what has traditionally been considered to be the absolute minimally acceptable behavior from the Executive branch.
Lies, mis-direction and fascist behavior are generally unacceptable; in the context of election preservation they're Hugely Problematic and must be resisted AT ALL COSTS...
Where political ideology meets the reality of infectious disease; the social dynamics of personal protection against infectious disease have become so polarized and emotionally charged that anyone choosing to wear a face-mask during an official pandemic is automatically demonized.
You can take off yer muzzle diaper now now that the Governor says it's safe to go back to the beach.
A term befitting even the most successful athletic coach after a history of illicit predatory sexual behavior is discovered and publicly exposed.
Q-Did your kids sign up for gymnastics yet? Our team just won sectional championship for the first time!!
A-Not yet. I'm waiting to see if all of the publicity will expose a sicko coach; I'd prefer that my daughter not be molested.
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An object placed between two individuals sharing the same bed in order to prevent inadvertent or unwanted nocturnal fornication.
Don't worry about us sleeping in the same bed, mom...we've got a penetration barrier pillow between us.
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The absolute best possible day to celebrate one of the most unlikely, unsubstantiated and ecumenically contrived events in the whole of religious history.
easter falls on the first day of april.
Isn't that also April fools Day?
It was. NOW it's Easter fooles day!
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