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The detrimental psychologic or physical impact sustained by specific, destination-driven travel objectives.
Well, seems like the Amsterdam red-light district sex workers have unionized in protest against overwork; the effects of overtourism have caused them excessive back, groin, oral and pelvic pain to the point of disrepair. One whore was even heard to cry out...'go back to your wives, or whatever!'
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Having failed to confirm paper-roll occupancy, the still-seated bathroom hostage is confronted with a shockingly irresponsible, post-evacuation condition and presented precious few options...shirt sleeve, sock, fingers; air-dry, yell/text for help, pull'em up and carry-on...
What will it be? Let's...plan ahead for the Ass-Wiper's Dilemma.
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A person with unlimited capacity to instantaneously transform personality from a mild state of relative benign, cordial normalcy into a seething, unreasonable, highly-argumentative and unreachable social abomination when faced with perceived on-court tennis adversity; most often an attribute of 'hot-blooded' Hispanic, Mexican and South American males, although females and other ethnicities may become inspired under the appropriate destabilizing conditions.
At the last tennis tournament we all just watched and waited for the 'bad call' that would ignite his inner TennisCock...and then it happened.
'DASS eet !!' leaping out of the chair and approaching the ref, 'Say hullo to my leetle frênd'!!
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A period of time beginning shortly after Halloween and ending immediately after the new year during which otherwize economically challenged citizens forceably 'take' from the wealthy in order to finance their holiday cheer.
Damn! Some dude in a white panel van pulled up to our house at 10am and loaded up all our computers, televisions and jewelery...know what the cops said?
'Tis the season, for the stealin'...be happy you weren't home.
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When itâs time to redact, POTUS fear is clear...
Hey, you ready for complete and utter governmental chaos? Itâs Mueller Time!
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Any semi-hardened target that has extremely deficient perimeter management awareness capability.
Sure, we've got some car bomb road blocks. But just look around the compound; this place is a Snipers Paradise. There is NO WAY we can control the perimeter high ground.
The detached, stone-faced, heavily-laden, walk-of-misery required to move from parking to check-in, thru TSA, ground transportation, eventually ending at the gate of departure.
No, they're not zombies. They are the beleaguered sea of modern-day-travelers, doing the airport trudge.
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