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Out of Luck

A term that defines a personal activity hard-boundary; beyond which, the probability of catastrophic outcome prohibits further participation.

Hey, let's see how many times we can just run across the fucking road with our eyes closed...
You first Bro. I wanna see what happens when you run Out of Luck.

by YAWA October 4, 2019

23πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Southernectomy

A strenuous, hopeless attempt to remove abject ignorance--thinking borne out of systematic and pervasive, life-long misinformation, confirmation bias and offensive, contemptible ideology--found almost exclusively below the Mason-Dixon Line.

The Southernectomy failed! We simply couldn't save her from herself. She will remain forever enslaved by the failed, backward-thinking, knuckle-dragging mentality of bible-belt ideology.

by YAWA April 8, 2018

24πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


tennis-tard

An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.

Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!

by YAWA April 11, 2022


Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload

That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.

Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?

by YAWA June 23, 2019

20πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload

That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.

Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?

by YAWA June 23, 2019

18πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


take stock of shit

An individual, unbiased, end-of-life assessment and summation of what it's all been for and what it all means, if anything.

When he awoke from his stroke, the old dude had a moment of clarity. As he spoke, I listened to him take stock of shit; then he said, 'time to go'. And it was...

by YAWA July 3, 2017

46πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


trick 'n treat

Dispensing cannabis-laden edibles for Halloween instead of 'traditional' boring candy.

Yo! Every school in town had to cancel because no one showed up for class the day after Halloween! The FBI is still trying to figure out who's playing trick 'n treat...

by YAWA December 6, 2018

27πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž