Anyone BUT Trump

The global sigh of relief generated in the comforting realization that the criminal-in-chief has been denied a second term.

The world just realized that it's not just that Biden was elected President that feels so good; it's that the highest office in the land will be occupied by Anyone BUT Trump, the worst fucking President in recorded history.

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Social Timer

An unchangeable personality feature that defines an individual's ablilty to withstand forced or unwelcomed social interaction.

Hey, where did dad go? We're not even through the first sermon yet!
I think his Social Timer expired; he said something like: 'This is fucking bullshit', and walked out...

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virtue signal

Publically maintaining a popular position or ideology purely as a means of self-advancement, comfortable in the knowledge that actually demonstrating commitment to it is highly improbable.

So Mr Senator(R), you gonna vote for the $2,000 per person COVID relief Bill?
Why yes I surely am. The American people are in the throes of desperation; we need to do EVERYTHING we can!
Too bad Leader Mitch won't bring it up for a vote, eh?
Why yes it surely is. The fact that we won't be voting on that proposition makes me want to support it even more!
Is there anything else you'd like to virtue signal to your constituents while you're here?

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Trumpspective

The pivotal, divisive point of contention that separates individuals into two distinct categories. One that values economic prowess, nationalism, military superiority and considers our current executive branch management style to be a needed and refreshing, if not entertaining, departure from courteous statesmanship historically common to the office; the other that looks at world leadership as an opportunity to advance meaningful policy, create a sense of national pride and cohesion with every expectation that elected officials should, whenever possible, represent the office with honesty, integrity and respect.

No matter your Trumpspective, it's evident that the ONLY perspective of consequence is HIS. For better or worse, all we can really do is watch the spectacle unfold.

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Weaponised Ignorance

The creation of far-reaching, pervasive and destructive policy based upon unbelievably unreliable, unpredictable and/or otherwise ridiculously, unsubstantiated, merit-less untruth.

Current example of Weaponised Ignorance in a time when airtravel has NEVER been more safe: These new-fangled airplanes are just waaaay too complicated for pilots to fly. Too many buttons and switches to deal with. We need to bring back those old-school airplanes with them 'flappin' wings' and git rid of all these new ones with the com'puters...

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Acceptable Losses

A shift in epidemic management, that transitions from a life-preserving Social Isolation strategy into an Economy Salvaging mode with implicit increase in death toll.

Hey, it's almost been 2 weeks since we started sheltering in place and the COVID-19 spread has only gotten worse.
EVERYONE JUST GO BACK TO WORK...we'll take the Acceptable Losses as long as the stock market is propped up.

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Follow the Science

A highly effective, self-correcting, evidence based method of evaluating the veracity of any given data set, condition or circumstance; particularly relevant when human lives, financial wellbeing and social stability hang in the balance of correct decision making.

Hey, did you hear POTUS and FLOTUS have BOTH tested POSITIVE for COVID 19?! Maybe it's NOT a hoax. Maybe NOW they'll Follow the Science when they medically treat him.
Oh HELL NO! They've already consulted the My Pillow Guy and that crazy 'demon sperm' bitch... I'm sure he'll do well

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