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spooky spider surprise

The scourge of spider web laden overhanging tree limbs common to otherwise friendly appearing neighborhood sidewalks; of particular concern during casual night time strolls when the unsuspecting are unpleasantly surprised by a face-full of webbing and their pissed off spider occupants.

Oh snap! Timmy got himself a spooky spider surprise with a massive face full of spider web shit and spider eggs in his mouth, there's no tellin' where the spiders ended up...just look at 'em run!!

by YAWA July 21, 2018

23πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Invertebrate Politics

The inability of any given political agent to actually respect, comment on or support any position outside of established party lines despite being fundamentally offensive to personal ideology.

So, we should just ignore massive national debt, the endorsement of white nationalism and ridiculous, weaponized tariff impositions that are ultimately paid by US consumers?
Of course! That's how Invertebrate Politics work...it'll be fine. Right?

by YAWA August 5, 2019

24πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Coronuary

Referring to February 2020; the month during which the United States Federal Government did as much nothing as possible to mitigate the spread of COVID-19 among it's citizenry.

So, we banned travel from China in late January ...we did nothing in Coronuary; and then the shit hit the fan mid-march.

by YAWA April 14, 2020

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Real Country Dark

A condition experienced by very few; the near-complete absence of light pollution, permitting a crystal-clear view of the night time sky.

Hey, have you ever seen the light from another galaxy?
WTF!? No...why would I?
Because Real Country Dark lets you see the important things you've missed, but that have been there all along.

by YAWA July 12, 2020


Pennsylvania poke-me

A children's dance inspired the by various evasive physical movements performed by 100's of kids as they desperately attempt to avoid penetration by trusted family clergy.

Holy shit, will you just look at that!!!
Timmy just stuck a frying pan down the back of his pants!!
That's the best Pennsylvania poke-me move I've seen yet!!

by YAWA August 18, 2018

29πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


bad touch doll

The anatomically correct male/female puppets often used as props in childhood sexual molestation legal proceedings.

Timmy, I want you to pick up your bad touch doll.

It's ok.

Now, show us where Bishop put his mouth.

Was it here on the Pontiff penis, here on the Cardinal crotch; or was it here on the Reverend rectum?

by YAWA August 18, 2018

31πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


political deity

Trump

In the entire history of the United States of America there has never been a more corrupt, irresponsible, self-serving, universally disrespectful and superlative victim/grift-meister than DJ Trump; how anyone with even rudimentary critical thinking skills or an agenda marginally outside of internally conflicting confirmation-bias embarrassment could envision this sociopathic narcissist as some form of political deity is beyond comprehension. Sometimes a piece of shit is just a piece of shit no matter how hard you wish it wasnҀ™t; it just is, and believing or wishing something different just make you look like a dumbass.

by YAWA July 19, 2023

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž