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A stealthy act of kindness targeting an individual who 'just doesn't believe' that they need any intervention; when, in reality, their face looks like a wrinked, leather prune pit.
Oh snap! It's time for Mom to get the Botox ambush...she just took all of the mirrors out of her house, but WE still have to look at her!
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The inability to quickly or accurately solve algebraic expressions using exclusively mental fortitude.
... and then the teacher says, 'take the square of 15, multiply that by 12.5, add 35 and then perform express the result as a factorial'.
I just told 'dat bitch ' you gotta give me some 'headless math' some paper and at least 1 pencil...
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A small group of individuals with sufficient critical thinking skills capable of unbiased information processing and departure from previously considered positions.
So, the Jan 6 committee is presenting it's findings.
Yeah. So.
Well, don't you think it's possible that if the persuadables watch the results could affect voting tendency?
Ha! Nope. Fox consumers don't even acknowledge the proceeding as legitimate and everyone else knows ex-45 is a shitbag, power hungry, corrupt, sociopathic narcissist.
When blind, mindless devotion is so strong that even the most blatantly egregious, offensive and INTENTIONALLY self-destructive behavior cannot diminish support for a political candidate.
Holy shit, I've had affairs with porn stars and paid 'em off to keep 'em quiet, insulted war heroes and veterans, openly supported white supremacists and fucked-up conspiracy theories, suggested people ingest cleaning agents and take unproven medications as a treatment for a pandemic, that I knew was horrific but repeatedly downplayed, basically fucked up the entire economy and lost of thousands of lives because I supposedly know more than the medical experts...what will it take for them to get a clue that I don't want to be President?
Well, sir. It would seem that you've created a diehard cult of Anti-Autodestruction. Perhaps if you start a war...
With an effect similar to a stroke, a means by which otherwise inexplicable or incoherent thoughts, acts or deeds can be reconciled when personal greed is discovered to be a motivating force.
With all of the evidence and testimony of presidential-orchestrated criminal activity, how could anyone vote AGAINST impeachment? Brain snatch'd shit-bag #1, that's who...
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The unfortunate condition that, during Supreme Court confirmation, both causes nominees to completely misrepresent their position on key political issues and allows nieve congressional law makers to accept those prevarications on face value, thus rendering the court incapable of representing the constituency on which it is ostensibly derived.
Kavanaugh, Barrett, et al seem to have misrepresented their position on Roe v Wade.
REALLY?! No shit. How you feelinâ about some Supreme Court justice mendacity? Next theyâll be looking at disarming America for its own good.
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The very serious non-compliance consequences associated with heavily enforced, psycho-diet apps.
So, did it work?
You mean Noom?
Yeah! Did it work.
Well, I DID lose quite a bit of weightâ¦
How?
Noom Shame. The Noom Nazies are EVERYWHERE. Last week the waiter snipped off the tip of my pinkie for ordering dessert.