ketchup shwetty

A casual, but derogatory term, that describes a ridiculously exquisite sensitivity to even the most subtle of spicy food; the consequences of ingesting a condiment as seemingly benign as ketchup resulting in an unavoidable, embarrassing public display of table-side drooling, sweating, flushing, tearing and panting.

I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup shwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise!

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Blubber Hole

Over the course of time and the unforgiving effect of gravity an exquisite camel toe is transformed into an inaccessible fat cavern.

Damn! Ride the wave baby! Surfin' on into the blubber Hole!

Blubber Hole

Over the course of time and the unforgiving effect of gravity an exquisite camel toe is transformed into an inaccessible fat cavern.

Damn! Ride the wave baby! Surfin' on into the blubber Hole!

Fast-Lane Parktard

The oblivious, offensive motorist who ABSOLUTELY REFUSES to move from the left lane under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...

Who teaches someone to enter the highway at a dangerous, ridiculously slow pace and IMMEDIATELY move to the left/passing lane and JUST FUCKING SIT THERE...FOREVER, AND EVER!
A Fast-Lane Parktard, that's who...dumb-ass!

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She's a keeper

Any female with a morally casual attitude toward sexual interaction and that tends to be repeatedly used as a fuck-toy rather than a cherished asset.

Oh, dude! Did she meet you in the parking lot!?
Sure did...
Did she put out?
Hell yes!
Well then, She's a keeper!

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Trumptantrum

An uncontrolled outburst of anger and frustration expected from a narcissistic, self-aggrandizing and otherwise psychopathic Presidential bully-in-chef, that is indistinguishable from that of an impetulant young child.

So, no Tweet-Storm this time; today POTUS displayed a typical Trumptantrum when he was accused of 'treason', vowing to exile the entire democratic caucus to Siberia if they fail to stand-down...

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steam queen

A closeted male homosexual who seeks out environments for anonymous sexual encounters that can be visually and audibly obscured; often found trolling in Turkish bath houses, table showers and stream rooms.

Oh, HELL no! Used my "free pass" for the club facilities...Be careful where you sit in the Hot-room, ol' Jim's a steam queen.
I'm pretty sure no one heard me scream...

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