ruin my rush

The inadvertent posting of social media content sufficiently controversial as to threaten acceptance to mainstream fraternity or sorority organizations.

OK, who posted my pix drinking martinis through saturated tampon applicators?
Was that summonsed to be a secret?
Actually, no; but those innocent, out of context pics could definitely ruin my rush!
Deleted!!!

Fuck barrel

Borne out of early trans-Atlantic, all-male nautical voyages wherein a lottery system existed for each sailor to spend 'time in the FUCK barrel' in order to provide sexual release for crew members; the rectum placed against the bung hole for easy access.

Well, it's 6 am. Time for my rotation in the FUCK barrel. Too bad everyone's asleep. NOT!

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next ball impossible

The physical exactitude and precision required to become a member of the up and coming generation of professional tennis players.

Uhhh, yeah. That shot was next ball impossible for anyone but a nextGen Pro Tennis player. They’re just blowing the older guys off of the court.

Massive Shuddering-O

The ultimate orgasm. So unbelievably powerful that when ultimately released, years of abstinence-driven, self-imposed denial and pent-up sexual energy are suddenly 'super-nova liberated' in a spectacular display of sweaty, twisted, excess of pleasure, delight and satisfaction.

What's the reward for ultimately succumbing to natural carnal drive? Guilt, shame and sorrow for disappointing your god? Hell, no...you gets a Massive Shuddering-O. Enjoy!

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piss in the mop bucket

A group act of defiance perpetrated by disgruntled employees, students or other activists that results in urine, rather than cleaning agent, to be unwittingly distributed on the floor of a relatively small, enclosed space; given sufficient time, the now ripened piss causes the air to become unbreathable, the facility itself rendered temporarily toxic.

We're all in this together; EVERYONE, even you ladies, gotta step-up and piss in the mop bucket! Now's our chance to get some payback!

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Trinitaritard

A person self-identified as a christian, subscribing whole-sale to the mystery of the holy trinity yet completely oblivious that the doctrine was a complete fabrication by innovative, overly-faithful scribes.

Kripes! She thinks that the concept of " big daddy, jr & spook " are somehow meaningful. Trinitaritard.

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god-shatter

The gradually-intensifying, mind-twisting period of profound confusion, unprecedented desperation and abject hopelessness endured through the haunting process of realization that--there is not, has never been and will never be a prayer answering, omnipotent, omnipresent and omnibenevolent deity.

She wasn't sure that she would survive god-shatter. Everything and everyone she had ever known now seemed alien, disconnected and strange. But in time, life itself became more precious than ever, each relationship more cherished, each experience uniquely valued; yet not for the promise of some eternal tomorrow, rather for the evanescence of the moment.

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