god-shatter

The psychological equivalent of throwing a crystal vase onto a brick wall; dismantling religious conditioning by subjecting it to Socratic interrogation.

Apologetics, straw-man arguments, appeal to divinity, scripture and god's word...all fall in the wake of logic, reason and Socratic evaluation...god-shatter revelation.

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Get. Out.

The most important words relevant to the 2020 trump presidential election bid.

So, do you think trump is worthy of re-election?
Ummm. HELL TO THE FUCKIN' NO. I DO NOT think he is even remotely qualified to be re-elected
You think he's not a good president?
To be clear, I DO NOT think he's been even FUCKING CLOSE to being a good president.
Well, how could he do better?
Two words: GET. OUT.

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S.E.verse

Pronounced: 'ESS EEE verse'. The Search Engine universe of Internet data, accessible only by appropriate interrogation keyword optimization.

Google didn't return my product in the search results!
Ha! Your stuff isn't part of the S.E.verse. You need a digital marketing specialist to work some magic for ya.

brain breaker

Something so inconceivably fucked-up that it causes actual mental damage.

OK, who can't understand that a NY TV reality show personality WOULDN'T solicit a foreign country for election assistance?
That would be a brain breaker...

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juice slap

The act of physically slapping another woman across the face with self-produced vaginal secretions, as defining proof of female copulation fitness.

The bitch called me out on bein' old and dried up; so I grabbed me a handful from down there and juice slapped the ho...

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Dumbness Abounds

It's universal. The generalized, abhorrant and marginally offensive base-line of human ignorance.

Went for fucked-up, fast food drive-thru and once again confirmed: Dumbness Abounds.
What did you expect?

weerkin' the quarantine

As a testament to the human condition, COVID quarantine has not suppressed demand for the best 'social talent' and 'professional companionship' available.

Here she comes... payin' for her steak and lobster dinner with $5's and $10's; weerkin' the quarantine, baby!

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