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A neuromuscular brain scan with fidelity at the atomic level; the future standard for carbon to silicon consciousness transference.
Happy 85 grandpa! Did you get your Brain Print done yet?
I sure did. Makes me sad for those that didn't have the tech back in 2050.
Yeah. Well, we do now! Cheers to immortality!!
Stay the fuck Home, seriously.
There are still people that don't really appreciate just how bad COVID-19 could be.
How about if they just STFU and STFH...
14π 4π
The process by which wild pigs, hogs or other feral swine are audibly petitioned in an attempt to lure them into a high-probability kill zone.
Ok, them hogs have been devistatin' our crops; grab yer guns, it's time to grunt 'em up! Tonite we reclaim our territory..fuck them hogs!!!
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A location for preserving those doomed, yet precious never-to-be eaten residual consumables from previous awesome restaurant experiences.
Oh, hell no! You're not installing one more fuckin' doggie bag into the refrigerator graveyard until you dispatch with the last 6 months of shit in there. And you can start with the stuff that stinks so bad it's trying to find it's own way out...
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A state of confusion created by a direct conflict between an individual's appearance and their obvious sexual persuasion
ok, so the waiter with lipstick, long eyelashes, nail extensions and feminine voicing is CLEARLY A DUDE.
Yeah. I'm also genderplexed.
The hamburgerizing effect that results from the contact of abrasive metallic dental-alignment hardware with the otherwise fragile, soft tissues lining the oral cavity; also a concern for other at-risk anatomy specific to certain advanced adult activities.
Gotta draw the line somewhere...the risk of permanent disfigurement from metal on mucosa just ain't worth it!
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The subtle, peri-oral, scented crust that developes after a long night of oral sexual activity
dude! clean up yer face!
hell no! I'm gonna enjoy THIS glazed-donut effect... growin' a moustache next...
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