trumpsurrection

The end of the line for the worst president in recorded history; no further delusionary explanation required.

So, how did the trumpsurrection go? Did you 'storm the Capitol'? Did ya?

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Zulu Engineering

Similar to Afro Engineering in sophistication, but worlds apart from common Ni**er Rigging, when it comes to an expectidly temporary, semi-spontaneous solution to a relatively complex mechanical problem.

WFT! The goddam drive shaft bearing just failed and he fixed it with bread twisters, band aids and KY Jelly!
Yup. That ain't just everyday Ni**er Rigging. What you've got there is some genuine Zulu Engineering.

Nevertheless, I hope we're close to home. Sumpin' smells funny.

COVosmia

The entirely random impact on the sense of smell created by COVID-19 infection, both in terms of derangement and duration.

Hey, did you lose your sense of smell with COVID?
Kinda. For awhile, I couldn't smell anything. Then EVERYTHING smelled like shit. And I do mean raw sewage, bro.
Is it better now?
Things have improved, but for some reason peanut butter smells like garlic and beer smells like asparagus piss.
Damn, that sucks! But that's COVosmia for ya.

treadlegasm

Unexpected, surprise orgasm achieved through the use of an old-time foot-powered treadle sewing machine.

First she started sweating, then she started moaning and then she started shaking. We thought it was a seizure, but it was just a treadlegasm. THERE SHE GOES AGAIN!!!

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Witch Hoax

A highly advanced, transformative condition derived from the rather tired, exhausted and over-exposed 'Witch Hunt'.

So, seems like we've got a new and improved definition of Witches! It doesn't make 'em any more real, but the entertainment value alone makes the Witch Hoax worth pursuing...

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unburn the house

A metaphoric analogy for premature mask mandate cessation in the context of evolving COVID variant threat.

WHOO, HOO! It's over! Texas and Mississippi discontinued state-wide protective mask mandates!
Ahhh, yeah. Wait 3 weeks. Watch 'em try to unburn the house as the hospitals fill to capacity.

truth anti-social

The fucked-up, incredibly corrupt and already convicted social media mouthpiece, third rate excuse,

and utterly failed ideologic America for presidential candidacy.

Let's get up with the whole truth anti-social and get this POS out of office.

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