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The Grift is Real

The beautiful pureness of extracting as much money as possible from otherwise delusional cult-like followers on the basis of completely false premise and intentional deception.

Of course a charismatic and criminal NY Real Estate turned Reality Show host could create a massively powerful, revenue generating political corruption machine. Welcome to the evolution of groupthink, mind-fuck, ‘I want to believe’ divisive human behavior manipulation: The Grift is Real.

by YAWA September 9, 2023

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shit-shelf Margarita

The displeasure of realizing that the highly-anticipated top-shelf Margarita you ordered is very much not.

Oh, hell no!...this thing tastes like watered-down, plastic band-aid juice. That's a shit-shelf Margarita if I've ever tasted one!

by YAWA December 22, 2019

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Roomba trail

When your newly purchased, exquisitely autonomous technology discovers a big fat pile of dog shit during its 3am 'time to clean' wake-up programming and proceeds to generously distribute the filth in a robotically inspired carpet dance throughout your entire household.

Guess what? I just followed a dog shit roomba trail covering every room in my house...when did that fucker learn to climb stairs!!? We're done with the robot thing...hell no to that!!

by YAWA April 15, 2018

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"Real" Fake News

In direct contrast to mindlessly promoting "feeling or belief" over "the scientific method and proof"..."Real" Fake News, in the form of Social Media Sabotage and weaponized, systemic mis-information, represents a much more significant threat to our overall well-being.

So, there are many ways to fuck up a Country. Among the worst of methods is to actually believe "Real" Fake News.

by YAWA March 22, 2020

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State of Imaginary Emergency

A self-serving, artificial condition created if for no other reason than to satisfy unrealistic, unsupported, unmet campaign promises; based on equally imaginary 'facts' it stands as a true testament to an utter disregard for due process, a flagrant contempt for Constitutional law and perfectly defines presidential abuse-of-power.

Hey, no government shut-down 2.0!

Look out for the infantile State of Imaginary Emergency...

by YAWA February 15, 2019

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political-suicide psychology

An act common to politicians with sociopathic, narcissistic and self-deceptive personality features fueled by a profoundly self-aggrandizing perspective that distorts even the prospect of failure into a necessary superlative; resulting in highly self-destructive behavior as required to validate equally delusional thinking.

Press: 'Did you ever think that the only people saving you from impeachment would be your own staff--for FAILING to follow your orders?'
POTUS: 'Listen. Nobody knows more about failing than I do, believe me. I'm the best at failing, just ask anyone; I'm the greatest at failing that's ever lived and I'm going to prove it...'

History: Does he ever actually listen to the crazy shit that comes out of his hole? Isn't it the objective to make decisions and policy using unbiased, verifiable evidence and in accordance with established governmental procedures within the Constitutional framework? Only the influence of political-suicide psychology could be responsible for such a distorted perspective of reality...we need to do better.

by YAWA April 21, 2019

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Super Spreader

Either a large, crowded event at which COVID-19 easily spreads or a single, asymptomatic COVID-19 positive individual who liberally infects personal contacts.

Hey, you goin' to the party tonite?
Nope. I just got my COVID results back. I'm totally positive, yet completely asymptomatic; turns out I'm a Super Spreader..Heading to a Campaign Rally!

by YAWA July 4, 2020

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