stankify

The process of intentionally befouling a wholesome, clean or otherwise untainted object.

I got a job at the movie theater just so I could stankify the popcorn; it's more than just a little salty now...

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Twerking Class

A special sub-category of dance-inspired, erotic entertainment.

Oh, I'll just skip the high-class, low-class, working class and po' class...and head right on into the Twerking Class, baybee!!!

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Korn Teen

The completely understandable reason why the south-east has resisted COVID vaccination.

Hey, y'all hear about this viral pandemic?
Yeah, I think it's a Korn Hole virus.
Oh! Must be why they want us to all stay inside and Korn Teen.
Yup, prolly so. But I ain't doin' neither.

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The reason why Alabama ranks highest in UNvaccinated COVID individuals AND number of new Delta Variant infections.

Hey, you think we gonna hafta wear masks ageen?
Prolly. And then here comes another Korn Teen.
Yeah, I guess. It's a Korn Hole virus, so why not?