vaccine flop-sweat

One of the many unpleasant COVID vaccine side-effects, which are often highly amplified after the requisite second dose.

So I hear you got the COVID vaccine, you lucky fucker.
Yeah, I did.
I bet you feel like superman now!
Maybe a little; I'm still recovering from the vaccine flop-sweat, night chills, headache, myalgia, arthralgia and diarrhea.

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Hobbled by Swabs

The weakest link in the chain when it comes to effective COVID-19 testing and contact tracing.

Yup! We've got the test, the reagents, the patients, the demand and pretty much everything else we need... except for the cotton-tipped nasal applicators. The greatest country on earth has been Hobbled by Swabs...

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Vaccine Regret

Among the many human actions that cannot be un-done resulting in horrific, but not entirely unexpected consequences.

Shoulda worn a condom
Shoulda worn a seat belt
Shoulda known 'cauze her mother was fat
Shoulda bought Apple, Tesla, Bitcoin, Ether
Shoulda gotten a COVID vaccine
Shoulda known better, Mr Vaccine Regret

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beware the variant

A deadly and largely avoidable delay in vaccination. The opportunity for virus mutation 'beyond' inoculation created by wide-spread vaccine mis-information, pandemic politicization and lingering trumpist "thinking".

So, did you get COVID-19 vaccinated?
Nope, I'm afraid it'll turn me into a liberal, climate-change activist pedophiliac.
Really? That's interesting. I didn't realize you were such a Queef-anon freak show.
He's STILL president you know!
Well, the vaccine STILL works; but probably not for COVID 21. Beware the variant.

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Acting president

A seemingly impossible, almost laughable, scenario in which a low-rent, bombastic, reality-TV host is somehow elected to the Presidency of the United States of America.

Acting president!

Oh, that's a good one! It's gonna get fantastic ratings, I bet...
Hey... wait a second, something has gone horribly wrong...

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Shit-Head fly

An American insect species uniquely equipped to identify dishonesty, corruption and politically deranged individuals at THE MOST opportunistic time, exploiting and exposing their underlying derisive motivations.

Hey, did you watch the Pence/Harris debate last nite?
Yeah. But all I can remember is when Pence had that thing land on his head.
That was a Shit-Head fly, and it was just doing its job.

ecumenically contrived

A proven willingness to creatively modify scripture, oppress alternative translations and categorically deny contrary, dis-confirming evidence ... all in a desperate attempt to satisfy the criteria of messiahship.

If you came to understand that the 'virgin birth' was ecumenically contrived, would you still need to believe it? What about walking on water...?

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