Monitor Butter

The slow buildup of grease, ejaculate, pre ejaculate, urine, saliva, poo, earwax and bogeys on your computer screen as you accidentally dropped your monitor into the toilet then proceeded to do unspeakable things

Me: Bro check out my monitor butter

Bro: ok

Comusim

When Sam can fucking spell communism so his dumbass says comusim, fucking idiot

"Sam, what does that say?"
"Communism"
"No it says comusim u fucking idiot"

Pricktard

Someone who believes that whatever they do is funny because they do something that makes someone laugh once and from then on believes that they are the only funny person in the world. Usually a massive prick and extremely contradictory. Epic gay.

“Why are you a pricktard bro?”
“Look I get it your funnier than me but don’t rub it in”
“Thanks I guess?”
“Do you want a fight I’m funnier than you and better at everything”

“Kieran’s fat”

1👍 1👎

Kieran’s fat

Kieran is literally just fat

“Bro have you seen Kieran’s fat?”
“By God thats a lot”

5👍 2👎

YBP

Solid youtuber should subscribe

“Hey YBP ur better than Mewsie”

3👍 2👎