that one night

last night and the night before, there was three women, walking down the street. and i was like " hey, what are you women doin'? there's nothin' down there!" and they flew away. i saw them was some birds.

DaFuq?

and that was that one night

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no u INFINITY

the ultimate no U reached to the level of INFINITY. no other no u or counter variant can stop it.

Tom: hey Paul.
Paul: what is it, Tom?
Tom: ur mom so fat she's starred in the aquarium. (get it, people thought she was a whale.)
Paul: Uno Reverse Card
Tom: no U
Paul: *no U INFINITY*

Tom: commits die by using glock 17

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Homework

Half Of My Energy wasted On Random Knowledge.

Timmy: i can't even solve this crap. fricking Homework
mom: how is that Homework going son?
Timmy: BULLSHIT!! It's all BULLSHIT!!

someone not in the story: and that is why Homework is BAD.

bonheur

refers a bit to "boner." in french, "happiness."

guy: hey Siri, how do you say happiness in french?

Siri: bonheur

guy: BONHEUR!

guy continuing: the thckness on this phoque is giving some a BONHEUR!!

rotissarie chicken

raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

sticking my D in rotissarie chicken