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Bush monkey

The name given to a someone who conceals themselves with shrubbery in unfamiliar territory, then grabs and rapes unsuspecting persons walking nearby, i.e. bush whacking

Jaque: "Carlito I'm going to go bush monkey over near Caitlyn's house, wanna come?
Carlito: "Oh yes please! I always love a good bush whacking!
*Bush monkeys near Caitlyn's house
*Caitlyn walks by
Jaque: "NOW!
*Abducts Caitlyn into nearby bush

by YEETITO November 11, 2015

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